I hope whomever crafted these sad little clown cactus holders was intentional - otherwise? Idiot? Most naive person in existence? Sexless alien from N'argua'allaX 7? Church lady in a bubble?
And who would put one of these in their homes? Unironically, of course.
Ironically? Anything's possible.
Also, too: Can you overuse a question mark, really? Isn't it the sign of a good conversationalist to ask questions? Isn't it fun to end statements with an uplifted, French-like "yes"? Or "no?", or "Is it not so?" Well, huh?
"The quality you've come to expect from John Wayne Gacy brand cactus pots."
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