Old Jesus is what some wealthy holy roller says He is. He loves big cars, big houses, and big love for The Lord, amen!
And then instead of a cross as the main religious symbol, it could have been a handgun. Cuz Jesus loves handguns!
I'll admit to being a Godless Atheist and wishing for the end of Christian civilization, especially if the Christians are American Snake Handlers and other assorted crazy con men, and women. Big Bang bless America.
I feel annoyed a lot because I'm a better Christian than many Christians I know. I don't want to be a good Christian, why do they force me into this position?
ReplyDeleteLet go your Christianity!
ReplyDeleteI did decades ago, that's why it's so annoying. If they want to be Christians they ought to be better at it than atheists. ffs
ReplyDeleteI sometimes tell people that Jesus would kick their table over. I guess I'm not big on the other cheek part.
No kidding. There's some new mega church in Houston that's got a Bank of America branch within. No sense of irony, apparently!
ReplyDeleteI also sometimes ask them to think about whether Jesus would have been a Democrat or a Republican, were he with us today. They protest, but you can see the "oh shit" in the back of their eyes. The least of mine, etc.
ReplyDeleteThat seems like an easy question: Jesus would be not only a Republican, but a hard core Teabagger. Jesus hates taxes, after all, as it's said in His Book.
ReplyDeleteDon't be mean to poor Jesus. He weeps.
ReplyDeleteJesus sounds like a pussy.
ReplyDeleteOther cheek etc, I guess that's just the kind of hairpin he is.
ReplyDeleteDamn! That's one cool ass depiction of us atheists! 'Cept I can never get so many people in each hand when I'm skulking 'round the industrial part of town, all tipped and behooded and BAD ASS. They keep slipping out.
ReplyDeleteOh never mind.
Dangit! I meant "ripped"!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget hairy!
ReplyDeleteFuckin'-A!
ReplyDeleteFuckin B' also too!
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