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Best Ass in the World, 2009, Female Division

Apparently, according to my sources, this is a real event: The Best Ass in the World Competition. As you can see, both genders compete, no claims of sexism here! That said, Brazil always wins, and all other nation's asses are getting a bit chaffed by this obvious favoritism.

This is real genetic selection in action, of course, and if I can extrapolate, Brazil will utterly dominate the entire world in about 1000 years. Space too, probably, because of their awesome asses. Make a note of it!

And get on the Stairmaster if you want to do something about it. For example:
USA! U!S!A!

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8 comments:

  1. Blue Collared Snob13/12/11 21:22

    I lived in Brazil for a number of months and I have to say all the rumors about the ass are true.

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  2. Redshirt13/12/11 21:26

    I have a life goal to make it to some super sexy Brazilian beach and see the ass in its highest form. One day!

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  3. Blue Collared Snob13/12/11 21:31

    You mean in its roundest form. As a scientist or someone that I associate closely with science you should definitely make the pilgrimage and observe, observe and observe.

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  4. Redshirt13/12/11 22:13

    For science!

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  5. Marc Goecke14/12/11 04:34

    Never been to Brazil, but the best asses I've seen so far was in Bukarest/Romania.

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  6. l.e.s.ter14/12/11 16:30

    I find this post demeaning to tits.

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  7. Atlas Cerise14/12/11 21:47

    Her ass, it was so perfect

    And was well within my reach

    I grabbed her cheeks and forced her down

    Then fucked her on the beach.

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  8. Redshirt16/12/11 21:59

    I think I need to do more butt posts.

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