Literally. I mean, yes, look at it - I believe you were supposed to suck Jar Jar's tongue for Forceful flavor. Or something. Maybe it was a flashlight? I have no idea where I got this photo. Feels like China though.
"Let me ask you this--if you could go back in time and have access to Adolf Hitler and have killed him, would you have done that? Well, it's similar in the sense that if you could've gone back in time and been on the set of Phantom Menace and talked Lucas out of creating Jar Jar Binks, would you have done it? Would I have done it? You're damn right I would have!"
The real question is if you could go back in time and help George Lucas make a better creature that could actually sell more toys, would you.
I just realized yesterday that primitive stone age koala bears single handedly defeated a legion of the best stormtroopers. Not really great story writing there.
"Let me ask you this--if you could go back in time and have access to Adolf Hitler and have killed him, would you have done that? Well, it's similar in the sense that if you could've gone back in time and been on the set of Phantom Menace and talked Lucas out of creating Jar Jar Binks, would you have done it? Would I have done it? You're damn right I would have!"
ReplyDeleteI think there's something wrong with me: I don't entirely hate Jar-Jar. I'm not sure why.
ReplyDeleteThe real question is if you could go back in time and help George Lucas make a better creature that could actually sell more toys, would you.
ReplyDeleteI just realized yesterday that primitive stone age koala bears single handedly defeated a legion of the best stormtroopers. Not really great story writing there.
The Ewoks were supposed to be Wookies, and then it makes more sense.
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