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Not Trek, Nor Solo

Ah, sweet, foreign,knockoff. Is there no end to the laughs you bring?
Let me answer that for you: No, there is not. Not if you still have a spark of life.

Also, Galaxy 666 sounds awesome. I bet it's rockin'.

7 comments:

  1. Yeah, just found my way to the Turkish Star Wars knockoff movie. Pretty damn insane.

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  2. Link please. Also, is it a full remake, beginning to end?

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  3. I'd climb aboard the Galaxy

    And then I'd never quit.

    I couldn't leave a ship that's got

    Two nipples and a clit.

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  4. The Turkish Star Wars is feature-length, but apparently Turkish knockoffs employee all kinds of different stock footage, so it seems there's a bunch of cribbed martial arts stuff in there. Here's what led me there:

    http://flavorwire.com/192493/the-most-unnecessary-film-remakes

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  5. Only half the characters

    Are in my Star Trek knock-off:

    There's Captain Kulu, Dr. Scott,

    And surely Mr. Spockov.

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  6. Oh man, LESTER, that's a find! Everyone needs to follow that link. That's some tripped out stuff.

    They must have had a HUGE trampoline budget for that knockoff.

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Please be intelligent!