It Ain't Easy
Unlike say, President of the USA (*Cough* W.), Pimp is a position you have to earn. It's not handed to you, and you don't keep it by title - everyday is a challenge. And you've got to work your way up the pimp ladder.
Whatever it takes. Have you heard of goatse? If yes, my condolences. If not, I tell you truly: Look no further than here. I'll safely guide you through it. And, isn't context hilarious? This is just a puppet, right?
Also too:
Lady Gaga Kermit Coat. She's a star!
I couldn't find my wristwatch
ReplyDeleteThough I searched everywhere.
I looked underneath the couch
But my watch wasn't there.
I looked throughout my living room
I looked at my bookshelf
"It's GOTTA be here somewhere!"
Is what I told myself.
And then I realized where it was
My search was done, alas!
I found my friggin' wristwatch buried
Deep in Kermit's ass.
Kermit the Green
ReplyDeleteWas recently seen
On Lady Gaga, seeming MANY!
How shameful a Muppet
Might have his hand UP IT,
When most of us ain't gettin' ANY!
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ReplyDeleteIT"S AWESOME!!)) at the last second of this video THERE IS SUCH A FUN)
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The author is really cool. But some of the commentators are just posting stupid words.
ReplyDeleteI take it you don't like Allah Spam, Anonymous? Alas, I love it, but it was in many threads, so I removed it. But spamming for Allah was one of the commands in the Koran, so don't be hating!
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