I wonder if Ensign NERD! here still lives at home? 8 Ball says "Signs point to yes". He looks a bit old, but I mean, a Trek cost...

Lt. Commander Bear Log Stardate 11.05.11.1010.11 - Replicated Salmon, again. I don't know how much more of this imitation I can endure...

The Polar Bear is not long for this world as is - the species will have to adapt, or die. Thus the future we have wrought for the Polar Be...

No idea where this came from - make up your own tale. No doubt some crazy desert hippy redneck artist drunk got bored once and blam: Why? ...

We fill our children's heads with lie upon lie. Santa. Easter Bunny. Tooth Fairy. Jesus. I could go on. Eventually the kids figure out...

Too much candy! It's a powerful lesson to learn as a child, since perhaps up to the moment of barfing, there is a belief that there ca...

This was a real thing! Blow up sex dolls repurposed as Superman for bed time fun! What a great gift for any kid. How about a nice candle...

Literally. I mean, yes, look at it - I believe you were supposed to suck Jar Jar's tongue for Forceful flavor. Or something. Maybe it...

And the balloon will only get bigger and bigger till it one day pops.Until then, all hail Lucas, Creator of Star Wars, Fictional Home to ...

Of course the fight (Ali v. Liston) was fixed - could you hit a kitty in the face? Also, this was the only Heavyweight title fight ever he...

Let's tell a story! This guy: Loved America, clearly. Alas, he fought and died at the hands of this guy: Grace Jones had nothing t...

The Tribe, that is. The Right one. The correct one. Not those stupid other tribes. You shall know the True Tribe by its colors: And you s...

History is written by the winners, so they say. And America was winning for a long time - it was a good run. Remember the fun days of the ...

Note the crybaby face on Jay Cutler - NFL Quarterback. As a starting NFL QB, he is an elite member of the elite, one of few people on ear...

Remember Lost? It was such a wild ride, I really miss it - the ongoing mystery, the crazy theories, the mad twists. Lost was a modern day ...

As often with dogs, the question here is: "Bad (as in the catch all negative applied to many dog actions or behaviors: "Bad Dog!...

Herewith, I give you the remainder of my Survivor .gif cache: A clotheslining, by an actual clothesline. Isn't it ironic? Crystal ...

I think - hope - this is a snake shedding its old skin for some new duds. It's pretty gross. But an apt example of the awesomeness of ...

Afraid of snakes? This one IS COMING AT YOU!!! But truly, you are brother/sister with even the snake, who has rudimentary arms and legs in...