As I go ever further down the hole of turning this blog into "Stormtrooper's Lament", I feel it important to remind my dear re...

Having admirably served the Empire and given his Cloned life in a futile attempt to ward off a band of Rebel Scum, this Stormtrooper is at l...

I think they were trying to establish some kind of world record. Did they make it? Does it matter? Behold the glory that is a Legion of the ...

A certain professional coldness seems a must to survive the ComicCon circuit. Lookee here at a true, semi-famous pro. I think it's 50...

Imagine, if you will, the subtle torture that is being marginally famous. You're famous enough to be forced to deal with the many hassle...

I wanted to share a revelation I've had about holes: They can always go deeper. No matter how deep you think you are in the hole now, kn...

Sorry for the long absence! I've been exploring the concept of "simulated suffering", whereby you intentionally choose an acti...

A proto-nerd, born long before nerds even dreamed of being cool (thanks dotcom!). In his full glory as 70's Galactic Guru. An apple pi...

I must confess to ordering a pair of these back in the day, thinking I too could be an undercover lecher. Alas! They were a complete fraud, ...

That's right baby, work it! Play for the camera! Yeah-Yeah... That's it yes! Yes! More of that!   From a real photo series....b...

A well rounded education is key to every Stormtrooper's success.  An individual teaching session. The finished product! Not what...

A Burnstrooper  A Bunnytrooper (w/ Bonus Deathstar Egg) A Bengalstrooper, most sadly of all... Anecdotally, there's something happe...

From some art project, somewhere, in the recent past. Artists are credited in the file name. I really should keep better track of this ...

O! What longings lurk beneath the mask of evil - what could have been if this, or if that..... an imagined innocence as the last redoubt of ...

I don't know where this came from, or even how to explain it, other than I assume it's from the 1970's, and then everything make...

Yeah, it's disturbing. But! Predators must fall in love too, so, get over your human biases! Dayum! Also, I've been on a kick of ...

This poor Klingon/Human hybrid is all over the internets for some reason. I assume some websites found his sincerely posted pictures and ran...

This image nicely and neatly sums up much about America today. Read what you like into it - it's all there. Also, a nice object of parod...

Say it proudly! And hurriedly - I'm sure masturbation is high on the list of things to be banned when our Teatard puppets take over tomo...

A synergy of sorts, but the only one I could find: A stormtrooper at a Teabaggin' rally. The sign reads, in case it's too small: ...

Another day, another dollar. First mission of the day...  With a success! Believe me, the odds against this are huge. Must be a trap.   A...

Does this look like a guy there to help you? Or, is he there because our entire society is under attack - we're at WAR! - and you should...