Wisdom: You don't buy beer, you only rent it. Evidence: "Escape pods".

It's a troll party y'all! But seriously, I have no idea what's going on. Off on a small vacation. See ya on the other side...

Bubba's still got it.

Just a couple o' average Joe's, goin' down to the local burger joint for some grub. In case you've forgotten amidst all t...

A vitally important handshake that was barely covered in the American press.  Nothing implied by these animal avatars - just... neat. Sear...

How about a genuine Space Worm Oven Mitt? Thousands of nerds are injured every year taking their Hot Pockets out of the microwave barehanded...

Lightsaber chopsticks. But really, if you're in this situation, 1. Why are you buying a gift for a Jedi? 2. Is it not suspicious that so...

You can't stop the asparagus; you can only hope to contain it.

Salad Man will NOT have a small bite of turkey! And while, yes, meat is murder, of all those cute chickens and cows, but face it: Life is...

Forget about all the petty crap, and instead remember - it's a wonderful world.

Useful rule of thumb, more likely to be correct than not: If you can think of it, it's probably already been done. You should check to ...

Mmm... magically delicious! FYI - not a real product, but a joke from our good friends at ThinkGeek . Not obvious enough though for t...

This is the Hoba Meteorite in Namibia. It's estimated to weigh about 66 tons, and is the single largest known meteorite in the world. It...

There's a difference between being polite, respecting someone else's beliefs, and subjugating your own beliefs. I find all religions...

Sorry to cause an international incident, but.... there's a picture of Muhammed here. YIKES! I don't know if you followed the rece...

The adamantium menorah claws are a nice touch.

Sleeping bag suits! Apparently, they're going to be huge this winter. BUY NOW!!!

In reverse, perhaps. And with the awesome power of Corporate Branding!

"I want that muthafuckin' snake off that muthafuckin' baby, now!"

Cute, huh? The insanity is spreading, deepening. It occurred to me Obama is going to bring many of these trends to a head, two big ones stan...

Rand Paul - spawn of RONPAUL - Leader of the PAULTARDS. I am actually beside myself at the craziness out there, and that it keeps getting ...

For me - Redshirt - a redshirt can be defined in part as Average Guy, trying to get by in this crazy universe, just like anyone. Prone to so...

Fun stuff in Afghanistan today - these are fighting holes for sleeping. No mistake - they look like graves. We have the lead general basic...

Couple of extra chopper blades headin' your way, yo. Hope you can use 'em!

Nothing special here, right, just some stupid leaves. But think about it for a moment(s), and you can quickly see how even the most mundane ...

This rather striking pic is making all the space blogs today - technically, a picture of the Aurora Australis, but that didn't work for ...

Analemma - rarely photographed, here's the sun making a full course throughout a year, from Summer Solstice to Summer Solstice. Trippy, ...

There's all kinds of new fun to be had in this brave, bold new Millennia; for example, dial up your internet machine to the all mighty G...

Alas, a few weeks later, Mugsy traded in the girl for another, peppier breed. Alas, also, too: Have you ever wondered about your childhoo...

Fret not: Cool Dog will find your missing Dave, man.

They both know it's wrong, they both know they are destroying their lives, their families, their futures.... but their love cannot be de...

A cougar, that's what. Amazing nature photos on this guys site, here .

Here it is - the future site of New Gondolin, or some other name, but probably no name - since I cannot name things. But I try. Regardless...

Like most people - I hope! - I had a series of revelations as a young man, spurred on by reading fiction. One of these great, life changing ...

I miss it. And by "it" I mean specifically, the Island. I realize the Island was my favorite character on the show. The show was r...

No offense meant to the great and worthy Captain Picard, but gee golly whilikers - a different casting decision might have led to so many di...

Hooray! It's one of the best days of the year, where us folks in the Lower Decks can regale each other over Synthahol about the greatnes...

34.1: Torn Shirt = Drama! 34.1B: Torn Red Shirt = Even More Drama (since you know this person will be dying any moment now)!

Before the festivities formally again, let me take a moment to again sing the praises of William Shatner. Yes, Kirk was awesome - but let us...

It's always important to take a step back from your day and to day and consider some of things you're grateful for. Example: Imagine...